Me talking to myself in the mirror: Me: Hey! Hey, you! Myself: Yes? What is it? Me: I hate you! Myself (surprised): Why? Me (shy): Be...because I hate myself! Myself (angry): That is not my problem…Please leave me alone! Me (sad): Don’t you want to help me? Myself (calm): No. Me (sobbing): Well, then I am leaving now. Myself (contemplative): Thank you. I am better off without you anyway. Me (crying): Saying such things is the reason why I hate you! Myself (unaffected): Whatever...I don´t care. Me (desperate): But...But, I do! You can´t just ignore me! Myself (sighing): I am just tired of this. So, please